1. What kind of sick world would we be living in if Yelp didn’t have an update function?
2. False advertising gets this joint one star
3. Hey, two stars not bad, considering… (I had to)
4. This guy cleaned up at the HLAs last year (Hate Life Awards)
5. Even when they’re good, they’re bad
6. Not even Yosemite National Park is off limits
Take note: this reviewer (with 142 reviews) is what is known as a “Yelper”. A loyalist, a crusader… or someone with nothing better to do.
7. This guy’s been partying for weeks.
Maybe it’s time to turn the Yelp off and hit the sack brah.
8. You won’t see this one coming
9. There’s something to be said about honesty
10. When in Rome is what I always say
11. Normal, no?
If those beauties didn’t lighten your day just a bit, maybe it’s time to put down the Nietzsche. True some of it was ridiculous; however, there is a learning point to be had here. Good review, bad review, weird review, no business is immune to being talked about and judged online.
